Oppo, I think I am in love

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi)
10/17/2014 at 21:16 • Filed to: None

Driving home, saw a decently good looking woman driving a Cayman. Okay, good start. Were in traffic, she passes me, I look over, shes shifting. Its a stick shift. Done.

DISCUSSION (15)

TFen > CAR_IS_MI
10/17/2014 at 21:17

Kinja'd!!!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > CAR_IS_MI
10/17/2014 at 21:19

Plot twist #1 - she's married

Plot twist #2 - it's an open marriage and she wants to play with you

Plot twist #3 - she wants to play with your stick while you play with "hers"

Plot twist #4 - you agree to it so long as it happens in the cayman.

Better love story than twilight and better directed than anything by M. night Shyamalan

PatBateman > CAR_IS_MI
10/17/2014 at 21:20

You followed her until she called the police on you, right?

shop-teacher > PatBateman
10/17/2014 at 21:26

Ha! He certainly must be posting from a holding cell.

Manuél Ferrari > CAR_IS_MI
10/17/2014 at 21:28

I saw this attractive gal in a 911 on multiple occasions on my former commute

She drove fast

And she was competitive

When she saw me it must have made her want to prove that she is the faster 911 driver cause she would gun it. Or she just gunned it all the time.

I would try to keep up with her in my 997

But I would always end up backing off. Cause she was INSANE. She would go 100+ MPH in a 65 and change lanes in a dangerous fashion

She must have had diplomatic immunity

CAR_IS_MI > Manuél Ferrari
10/17/2014 at 21:29

OMG. I would have ran her down, pulled her out of the car, and fucking proposed.

Manuél Ferrari > CAR_IS_MI
10/17/2014 at 21:31

LOL

She was literally insane though

I would not have married her

I'd be too busy that she would crash eventually and kill whoever was in the car at the time, which could include not only me but our children. Not to mention other drivers.

She was literally one of the most aggressive drivers I've ever seen